Date: The Day After Tomorrow
Reference: A More Colorful Red Alert
Dear Sheeple,
All sheep are created equal.
All sheep are innocent.
All sheep need to be protected from the horrible wolf.
It is the wolf that devours you little sheep, and tears your mortal flesh and terrorizes your sweet little dreams.
So give thanks and praise to our Dear Leader, His Highness the Anointed Napoleon, who out of pure and benevolent love has accepted the burden of sheepherding to safeguard you, his dear helpless little sheep, from the fangs of the wolf.
Certainly now, you don’t want the big bad wolf to come back, do you?
Our Kind Napoleon generously promises that beyond yonder clouds each sheep will receive equal share of sugar cubes to his heart’s desire; and will be able to graze and jump over endless pastures of white puffy cotton-candy clouds.
So toe the line and accept your duly appointed fate as decreed by the Anointed One.
Your Humble and More Equal Scribe
& First Amendment Interpreter-Comptroller,
& Personal Attaché to His Highness Napoleon the 1st
- Squealer
-Iliad A.Terra
Tags: animal Farm, fairness doctrine, free speach