Someone called me frantically this morning to tell me about this trailer! And he asked me to sit down before I watched it…
He said, “you’re gonna wanna sit down before you watch this…”
“Why?”
“Cause you just are!”
“But why?!”
“They did your film before you got a chance to get it out! Sorry ‘dude!’”
So I rushed to my studio, turned on the computer and Googled the film, and ‘sat down’ to watch my dreams turn to…well…Ashes.
…As I watched I could not help but cringe, and, well… smile and gloat at how once again they missed the mark! So close yet so far…
So if you’re reading this, dude: Not Even!!!
Ashleigh will rip the pages off the syntax of the paradigm so far off the chart that it will lacerate souls, leaving them parched on the river of blood coursing the veins of destiny.
Not even… You just wait until the stars align! Ha… you got me smiling now…
-IAT
This b-rated movie is a really really bad mix of Jacob’s Ladder, Night Watch, and the Matrix, to name but a few… You’ve gotta try harder…
Tags: Ashleigh's Vengeance