Okay,
So like we were on the Hill right when the Health Bill passed.
The surrounding streets were filled with inebriated interns coming out to celebrate.
He floored the pedal of the Maserati.
“Most American’s are not used to how rough this baby rides,” he screamed over the music.
Sicilian techno was blasting through the Harman Kardon speakers as he swerved off Pennsylvania Avenue onto First Street!
That’s when we ran into her…
-Iliad Terra
Tags: Political Satire?, Pun